My favorite super-secret Internet cult site recently had a thread in which users posted their recipes for horrific-sounding drinks. (Reminiscent of Defective Yeti's marvelous post on "Unpopular Mixed Drinks" a little while ago.) A selection follows:
- One shot of gin and one shot of bourbon in a pint glass with an open bottle of beer inverted into it.
- Robitussin DM, gin
Sweet Clam of the Damned
- Clamato + absinthe + Crème de menthe + dash of pineapple juice, served with a razor for taking the easy way out.
- Equal parts NyQuil and heavy cream served in an old-fashioned glass with a stick of string cheese for a stirrer.
- Shake 2 oz. agave tequila and 8 oz. Yoo-Hoo with ice, add a half jigger of soy sauce, and a half jigger of vanilla extract. Serve in a bread bowl garnished with a shower shoe.