The bottles are remarkably restrained and classy-looking. It is entirely possible that Mr. Jon is in the process of turning over a fresh leaf, beginning the next chapter of his life in the manner of Joe Montana, Sir Cliff Richard, Greg Norman, Olivia Newton-John, Mario Andretti, Fess Parker, Sam Neill, Vince Neil (!), or of course the mighty Coppola family business.
Maybe not. But maybe.
[Lil Jon link via The Moment]